Thursday, February 27, 2014

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And yet she writes SOPs without batting an eye...

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

12

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Right after flying and giving a speech naked, having an aquatic creature spontaneously consume a co-worker is the next most commonly reported dream.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Thursday, February 13, 2014

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Guess I'll be eating my triceratops sandwich alone today...

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

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The solution to all your problems is almost never the first guess you leap on.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

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I was really disappointed when I was shown my first MSDS  (Material Safety Data Sheet ). I thought it would contain awesome and specific countermeasures to any type of harm that could visit you from using that particular chemical. Something like, "To prevent blindness and death from ingestion of methanol, just drink vast quantities of ethanol (in your favourite booze form) to out-compete the more toxic byproduct for a place on your enzymes." Yeah! Staying alive with science!

Sadly, 99% of the MSDSs I have seen so far basically read, "Maybe try some fresh air...and possibly talk to a doctor." Thanks. Big help.